April 2013
crowmunist:
ACCIDENTALLY OFFENDING SOMEONE YOU WERE TRYING TO HAVE FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH
takeitoutside3:
urbancatfitters:
i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
Without hesitation.
larry-gaymas:
do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl
February 2013
that-little-cabin-boy:
jonnovstheinternet:
In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
I’ll definitely look badass with boxed Vodka, thank you
January 2013
annanicolesmithfanblog:
yes 911 i saw somebody reblog a picture of weed
das-unheimlich:
I have many flaws but at least I have never taken an ‘artful’ picture of a latte
winsexter:
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
3ridan:
well i already know im going to hell
at this point it’s really go big or go home
vanillaspanks:
Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like
sexybritishllama:
i wish i was a beautiful and majestic creature like zac efron
stylishirish:
the worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
horrorterrific:
ring-wraiths:
horrorterrific:
(whispers) dwarves are lame pass it on
(screams) elves are lame pass it on
scoused:
we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end
and you want me to memorize vocabulary words
theasgardianshavethephonebox:
the best thing about the weekend is going to sleep knowing there’s no alarm set for tomorrow morning
fudgeflies:
if you don’t like harry potter then what’s the point of you?
camouflagedpeeta:
jubetheboob:
camouflagedpeeta:
in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework
in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.
so i guess i wont do my homework
when your plans get cancelled last minute.
asiagocheesin:
If I was a wizard, things would be much different.
odloolbo:
deanprincesster:
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
bobbryars:
bobbryars:
If this was the 19th century my family would have sold me to a nice rich boy by now and everyone would be happy
please stop reblogging this i’m scared the social justice bloggers will find me
shavingryansprivates:
taking selfies is so stressful
December 2012
The first time I go into someones house:
sodamnrelatable:
